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Bush-Lib Recap!
By YOU! (snarky comments by Stacy Bias)
 Ok... It's been a wild and wacky week of Bush-Lib submissions! I've gone through hundreds of them and pulled out the silliest, most ironic and obscure references and put them all together for your enjoyment. Here ya' go! This was a smash-hit, so we'll be doing this again soon.
Here ya' go! Odd choices for Secretary of Defense | Melissa Etheridge | (I hear she's a big fan of 'bush'...) | | Madonna | | | Dr. Laura | (go figure) | | George Micheal | (riiiiight.) | | John Wayne | (Well, I'll tell ya one thing Sadaam - I'll stomp a mud hole in yer chest and walk it dry!) | | WebDiva | (ohhhh no.. no thank you.) | | Robert Downey Jr. | (Sure! Bush has a DUI, Downey has drug posession charges. It's a beautiful pairing.) | | Keanu Reeves | ("Like.. Whoa, dude! I'm Secretary of Defense!! Shit, man - Have you heard my band!?") | | Jennifer Lopez | (why not? She obviously knows how to handle weapons and does an excellent job at casting the blame!) | | Barbara Streisand | (.... HA!) | | Weird Al Yankovic | (Because a Bush Presidency just isn't surreal enough alone.) | | Tom Green | (See above...) | | Vanna White | (May I have a Proclamation of War, Vanna?) | | Frank Gifford | (Pwah!! Anyone who can put up with Kathy Lee Gifford on a daily basis without completely losing it is probably calm enough to handle the office. *snort*) | | Marilyn Manson | (just to complete his evolution to something truly evil.) |
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