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Each month, Madam Lichtenstein graciously answers those burning questions you've sent her. Consulting both your astrology chart and/or her Tarot cards, she uses her years of experience, common sense and innate talents to send you along on your journey well-equipped and well-informed. Here are this month's questions!

Q. I am currently seeing this girl who I work with and absolutely adore, we share a wonderful low maintanance relationship, although we are free to date others as we don't feel ready for anything permanent. My questions is will we eventually find ourselves in a committed relationship with eachother?

    A. A funny thing happened to me as I mixed the tarot deck to answer your question -- two cards popped right out! They were the Pope and the Sun. Sister, when cards pop, ya gotta read 'em and these cards say yes, yes, yes! Lucky girl!

Q. What will be the outcome of mine and Erin's(my girlfriend) relationship?

    A. I pulled five cards out of the tarot deck to answer your question and it looks like surprising changes are afoot that can take a weight off your shoulders, give you new and wonderful beginnings and thoughts of love.

    This is great and very possible, but remember that it takes two to tango, sister. Both of you have to put in the effort. If you do, it looks great.

Q. Well, I'm dating a girl (which noone knows) and we are both in a position that noone can know about us! I just want to know will our secret continue and not accidentally get out, and will our love continue for long?

    A. Well, the tarot cards indicate that you will have to be very clever and on your toes to keep your secret a secret. It amy, according to the cards, take a toll on your relationship. But if you can navigate it carefully, it can go long term.

    Both of you have to agree to the limitations that secrecy demands. Can you both do it? It's up to both of you. Good luck.

Q. Is there a chance that someone I broke up with a short while ago still like me? She's an aries, born on 29-03-85, and we were friends beforehand. Thank you!!!

    A. Do you mean like of LIKE? I asked the cards about the big like and it seems (at least to the tarot cards) that reapproachment will take a little time.

    She still harbors thoughts of arguements (Kinght of Swords) and feels in limbo about the situation (The Hanged Man).

    Give her time, at least 6 months. Then try try again. Good luck.

Q. will i be changing salons in the next 6 months? will this be a good move?

    A. I checked the tarot on both of your questions. The answer is interesting. If you jump at the first offer, it doesn't seem like a good move. By waiting for the snags to work out of another particular offer (gosh - lots of negative waiting time here), it will be fabulous for you. As you get offers, check in with me and we can check the tarot for each on in turn.

Q. I've been single for a little over a year now. It always seems as if there is nobody out there for me. I have a hard time meeting new women that are actually sane and stable. Is there anyone in my near future?

    A. The tarot cards give me a qualified "yes" although not within the next six months. There is some negative waiting time that you simply have to wait out before she becomes apparant to you. You can't push it, just wait it out. The cards seem to indicate that you will meet her through work (4 of pentacles). Keep your eyes open, sister.

Q. at long last i've accepted my lesbianism...will i have a love life??

    A. Congratulations! And the tarot says yes, yes, yes. (The Charoit, the five of cups and the Ace of Cups) Make up for lost time and enjoy!

Q. I love my girlfriend very much, I think she loves me too, we haven't told each other this. she's scorpio. Oct. 26. Is this the one? I've never felt like this before!

    A. I checked the tarot on your question (I would need to know her date of birth - not just her sun sign for an astrological analysis) and the cards say she is your "Big Wish" (The Sun) so, ultimately the answer is yes. However, it will take time and effort to make the relationship last (hey, but don't they all...).

Q. i have this friend in italy and we have known eachother for 5 yrs but never been more than friends. she just visited me in the US for a week... and i realized that i feel she's the ONE...do we have a chance together? her b-day is 10-04-65. thanx!

    A. The tarot cards jumps out of the deck for this question. Yes she is but it will take time - 6 months to 2 years becasue of an artistic man (?) (King of Cups) Hmmm. What's going on here sister?

Q. Recently I've made some dramatic changes in my life. I dropped out of school to begin my career in the arts, I cut off all my hair, and I've begun packing my things to move out to L.A. I've also decided to stop fantasizing about women and to pursue the BI/Lesbo lifestyle. So far I haven't had any luck, and I was wondering whether or not I would meet someone positive to explore my same-sex passions with on the west coast?

    A. Go with the flow, sister. I check the tarot cards and they say that you new girlfriend is there - a hard working practical lady - and that she will put in great effort to pursue you (and you should do the same). Interestingly though, I also see a man, met through work. What this may mean is strictly up to you.

    All in all, with the Star card appearing in the spread, the entire LA situation looks very promising. Good luck and live life to the fullest!

Q. I have been dump by my lover for years, I love her much, but she couldn't stand for who im, she want me to change, to be the person she can be secure, whatever. I try, i just love her for the way, she was, and is, i still love her, even now she's been with her men--she was heterosexual--ours is our first relation with gal...but she's the one i ever love so deeply...i just can't stand see her with another...

    A. Not sure if you are asking a question, but, in my opinion, you deserve to be with someone who loves you for who you are without trying to change you. We are who we are and I know that there is a woman out there for you who will love you for exactly who you are. Look for her.

Q. will i make it to be an mtv vj this week?

    A. My Magic Eight Ball says "It is decidedly so". What does it know that I don't?

Q. I know that I love the person I am with more than they love me. I have only been in love twice in my life - am I only able to love like this when the other person seems indifferent? I gotta have this person - can I really have what I want?

    A. Ain't that the way it is?! You have sun in Sag, moon in Aquarius, venus in Capricorn. Sags are very independent and more friendly than passion. Ditto for moon (our emotions) in airy Aquarius. You are not especially passionate and expressive in love. Maybe that's why you attract gals who are distant. ALso, Venus (the planet of love) in pessimistic Capricorn. You think "I don't deserve love" or "I am afraid of expressing my love lest I get rejected." blah blah blah. Nonsense!

    Understand the vibes that you give off to lovergrrls and try to overcome your fear of rejection. I can almost guarantee that once you set your mind to demonstrating your love to your partner, you will not have to wonder why she acts indifferently or why you are attracted to indifferent women. That's because it won't happen.

    Good luck - show her what you have - and you have a lot to offer.

Q. Ok, here goes. There's this chick that I really like but she just gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech because she just had a bad ending to a 5 year relationship. That's cool. However, she keeps flirting with me subtley and insists that she wants to be friends. If it's any help her b-day is 11/11/75. I just want to know what will or won't happen according to the stars.

    A. Okay, let's see what this chick is all about. SHe has sun in Scorp (passionate and manipulative), moon in Aquarius (can be removed), venus in Libra (attractive).

    She is obviously toying with you. Play hard to get.

Q. Actively working toward starting my own business from zip, zilch, NADA outside of pure determination... will I know the success that I dream of? And will she come back?

    A. Whoa girl! You slipped in that little extra question at the end! "She", according to the tarot cards, will come back... after a while.

    The business? The cards say a qualified yes - there will be some losses (nine of swords) but the overall venture looks promising (the Star) int he long term (ten of pentacles). I see a male partner with a good business sense (King of Pentacles).

Q. I am a professional bassoonist and I've just been diagnosed with fibromyalgiA. Normally, my life is very stressful & hectic, playing & teaching(College). What might the scenario be for me from here, i.e. what kinds of life changes? Thank you for any advice you can offer!!!

    A. Sorry to hear about your illness. I pulled five cards from the tarot deck. They indicate minor problems (7 of swords) but some good news about love ( Ace of cups) and a legal issue that will help you resolve things and take a weight off your shoulder. I also see new people coming into your life and new directions. All very positive. Good luck to you.

Q. Over the next few years will I keep advancing in my current career or will I become more involved in the social/promotions area?

    A. The tarot cards indicate that you can achieve anything that you put your mind to do (Two of Pentacle) - success through your own efforts. I see people in your current career ready to give you a helping hand. Basically, I also see that you love your job and they love you (5 cups). What do you do now????

Q. Will I change my career from the desk to the road anytime soon? Also if I am in a happy and healthy relationship now, Why does thoughts of my Ex ( 09-28-62) still linger after three years?

    A. I checked the Tarot cards on your questions. Will you move to the road anytime soon? I asked within 6 months. The cards say it will happen, but not in 6 months - look to a about a year + (Temperance card), but it will be productive (Empress) and you will love it (3 cups).

    Are you in a happy and healthy relationship? Yes (Empress), but you have difficulty closing the door on the past (10 swords). Maybe there are too many surprises and you ahev to work hard at maintaining a balance. (Magician and 4 cups).

    You have moon is Scorpio - you love deeply and intensely and have trouble letting go. Understand this innate tendency and try to enjoy who you have now. Good luck in all your pursuits!

Q. Will my girlfriend and I continue our relationship? Her birth date is 13-08-72. We are both afraid of being hurt and have a hard time being vulnerable.

    A. The tarot cards say that this relationship has a lot of oomph in it, but both of you must makes changes "where you live" (7 cups) like philosophically. It has long term potential (10 pentacles) if changes (the tower) are made. She makes you feel new and gives you confidence and vision. But, you know, it takes two to tango, sister; both of you have to want to make this work. Good luck! Here's to true love!

Q. I have found the person that i believe it is destiny that i am with. However, the person (feb 23, 1983-pisces) is at a different maturity level than i am right now, and seems to be interested in me, but not knowing how to go about it. It's so obvious that we should date, even our mutual friends have begun commenting on it. The thing is, I don't know how to approach the subject with my destiny lover, without coming off too clingy or obsessive. Any suggestions?

    A. Alas, timing is everything in this world! I pulled 5 cards out of the tarot deck asking for guidence as to how to approach your destiny lovergrrl. The cards indicate that there is some hidden, underlying stuff going on. Something disappointing (moon) but spiritual (moon too). There are thoughts of love (Knight of cups) but too much activity going on to get a wavelength (8 cups) It's too much work for you now to undertake (9 pentacle).

    Why not take it slowly, building up a friendship first. Let me know how it goes.

    PS This gal has a lot of water in her chart - most of her personal planets are in either cancer or pisces. She responds to romance, sentimentality and "clinginess" so I wouldn't worry too much about that. However, play it platonic for now.

Q. my best friend and i have so many arugments on and off, shes a scorpio (nov.9 '83) and this time we're in a situation, where i dont know if we'll still be friends. every move i make, or dont make seems to be thr problem. I feel like she turns the tables round all the time. She says she's been really hurt this time, and i dont know what to do. How will we carry on?

    A. Can this friendship survive? The tarot cards say a definite yes (The Chariot- success!!!). But you are now in suspension and have to make a decision to get out of your ruts (Hanged man). You are both pretty smart (Hermit and Queen of Pentacles) so talk about it.

Q. I have been watching a girl in my school for about a year, she is older than me and i cannot work out whether she'd be interested in a realationship with me: 1) Because she may not be a dyke 2) Because i am a year younger than her. it breaks my heart coz i thought at 1st it was just a cruch but now as i've talked to her im beginning to feel stronger feelings. Could you please tell me whether anything will come of this or if it is just wishful thinking?

    A. Alas, I wish there was a full proof method to tell if someone is of our tribe. Believe, me, it would have made my life much more pleasant! So I can't tell you if she is a dyke or not. That you will have to ascertain for yourself.

    But can you strike up a friendship? The tarot cards say yes - she is not "too old for you". Find some way of appreciating her (4 wands) like complimenting her on something. Use your wisdom (Hermit) to see if it is a love match (3 cups). Please keep in touch and let me know how it goes. My thoughts are with you!


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