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This Month's Questions; Each month, Madam Lichtenstein graciously answers those burning questions you've sent her. Consulting both your astrology chart and/or her Tarot cards, she uses her years of experience, common sense and innate talents to send you along on your journey well-equipped and well-informed. Here are this month's questions! Q. Her Name is S*** H****** and I love her unconditionally. We have been on and off for 1 yr and 2 months. Have just gotten back together and my question is... will we both be happy with one another this time and stay together?
A. Your question sounds very familiar, so if I repeat myself in my answer, please forgive me.I checked the tarot and it looks like if both of you are serious and committed to this relationship it will succeed. It is still filled with nit picky problems but they are minor. The wheel of fortune says yes yes yes so go for it girls!
Q. Here I have someone that claims to love me very much, would I be right to consider this legit? She and I have recklessly hurt one another in the past, but it seems like we both took steps to change or be in the process of it.
A. Hmmm this is interesting :) When I consult the cards for YOU, it shows a caring woman for your partner who believes in setting firm foundations. Yet I see something hidden or pushed under the rug which must be handles before it scuttles the relationship. Are you hiding something or is she?? Ultimately though, if both of you are committed, it can work - the Star shows that it is very promising.
Q. Am I going to find a lover/girlfriend before the end of the semester? I'm leaving the country after the summer, and if I don't, well...my chances of meeting anyone for the next year go way down, and I don't want to spend that much time alone!!
A. Ah school days, I remember them fondly. The tarot cards say yes! yes! yes! You will get your wish but you will have to work hard for it. Put out the energy and don;t be afraid to be a little reckless because the Wheel of Fortune says all is flowing into good luck.
Q. Would i be able to ask my crush out to this upcoming school dance?
A. You can do whatever you want! Will she accept? Well the tarot cards say ...er... maybe. She appreciates you but you may be meeting someone else who you would prefer to dance with. Someone from your past.
Q. Is staying in Kalamazoo this summer going to be good for me, or should I try to find a job elsewhere?
A. If you decide to stay in Kalamazoo, the tarot cards show two, yes two, women in your life. One is beautiful, creative and caring. The other is also attractive but more practical and down to earth. Nice choice! You will also learn a few things in your summer job. Best of luck to you
Q. Will i have a career if so what will it be?
A. Between the tarot and astrology, I see some experimentation in your career for a while. The cards say that you will constantly redefine what you want and start fresh, even though you really want to put down foundations.With your Sagittarius sun, mercury and venus, you need constant change and stimuli to keep you interested. Go with the flow and see where your career leads you. Experiment and you will find what you are looking for.
Q. In august I moved to pasadena from seattle, and plan to remain here until I get my AA degree. However living here makes me feel in limbo, I was wondering if I should stay and complete my education or just return home this summer
A. I asked the tarot cards if you would be happy staying in PasadenA. The cards said that despite dramatic changes and possible losses, you could really go far if you stick with it. Through your own efforts, you will find a romance and will love what you do. But it is up to you. The Wheel of Fortune came up which indicates that things are moving in a positive, good luck direction.
Q. What the hell am I doing with Ryan and why can't I just let it all go so I can date hot girls that treat me well?
A. I don't know dearie - what in hell ARE you doing with Ryan? You are an easy going Libra sun with moon and mercury also in Libra and venus and mars in sexy, passionate and intense Scorpio. In other words, sister, you are ruled by your vagina! Libras love harmony and are fatally attracted to physically beautiful women. With your Venus (love) and Mars (energy) in intense Scorpio you cannot say Stop! Don't! Stop! ........... Don't stop! It's your decision sister.
Q. I have an on again/off again girlfriend an aries(3-28-77). The relationship has never gotten too serious cause she never spends time with me. Anyway, I always break it off but we keep in touch. Now it looks like she wants to be on again. She's been calling me, making plans with me(we'll see) but my question is will it last this time or should I take it like the other times?
A. Aries gals have a mind of their own. And your Aries gal has her moon in Cancer, mercury and venus in Aries and mars in Pisces. Moon signs indicate how they express their emotions and her emotions are mothering, nurturing and sensitive. Aries is a poineering and demanding energy so she is a clearheaded thinker who knows what she wants when she wants it and is the same as a lovergrrl (Venus). However, with her Mars in romantic Pisces, she knows how to wind you around her little finger with some lovely, alluring moves.The tarot cards say that you should give her another chance. The Wheel of Fortune indicates good luck. But don't be reckless and do it on your own terms (The Hermit card). Let me know how it goes.
Q. How would i know if i am pleasing her?
A. Ho ho - you don't need an astrolger or a tarot card reader to answer this question. You KNOW. I pulled a tarot card out of the deck - it was the Moon. Be creative, be mysterious and go with your intuition.
Q. I have never had any sexual relations with a woman but when I was in 2nd or 3rd grade I fooled aroud with another girl and we kissed and stuff. But now I just seem to have an interest in woman and My friend is Bi. should I try it out with her or someone else since she is my friend and it might not work out?
A. This is an interesting question. It would help if I knew your friend's birthday. Also, has she ever expressed any interest in you?The tarot cards say that this could be the start of a fine romance, but it would inevitably end. Can you still remain friends after that? With the Pope card, I venture to say that you would keep in touch after an initial separation.
Q. What is in store for me in terms of my job? When will my next serious relationship be? What is Joe thinking in relation to me?
A. Dear Alex, The tarot cards say that your job will entail a lot of extra work now - try to direct your energy efficiently. You will be learning many new things, feeling like a student again. It will spark new ideas and lead you to new people. Possibly resulting in another job offer since you are currently thinking and discussing money (Knight of Pentacles card).Your next serious relationship, according to the cards will be more than 6 months from now. Joe is thinking good thoughts of you - romance and fertility.
Q. Will Lorraine and I have a relationship?
Q. Madam, I'm a very attractive,spiritual womyn. Working a good 12 step program and trying be of service to God and others, have a good job, the problem is I'm having trouble meeting another womyn to share my life w/. Hell, I can hardly get a date. Will I ever find a womyn to love outside the bar scene. Are there any healthy womyn in my future?
A. Dearest Sheila, I wish you love! The tarot cards say that it indeed coming. The Sun card (your great wish) guarantees you will find the womyn of your hearts desire but the Hanged Man indicates delays. You are in a rut, dear girl, and must make the decision to get out of your rut or you will continue to hang there. Go and do some new things. Join some new clubs. Get out of your ususal circle - she is waiting for you. She is a mothering, nurturing soul who is equally as beautiful as you. (Queen of Wands). Good luck.
Q. am i a fool to let my ex back in my pants? will there be anybody else in my pants anytime soon?
A. No you are not a fool. The tarot cards indicate that you will do what you will do and you get a lot of loving for it.While I do see someone else on the horizon, this person may not be entirely trustworthy. Tread carefully with the Moon card. She may be someone who you already know....
Q. will i go far in my copywriting career?
A. Yes, dramatically so (The Tower card). But you may change jobs to really set down foundations and make some real bucks.
Q. I usually find myself way too picky in relationships, however the girl I'm dating right now feels perfect. Is she the one? (scorp)
A. If you feel that she is then she is. You are in the middle of your Saturn Return (a time of changes, astrologically) so expect some changes in your attitude and desires once you get closer to your 30th birthday.The tarot cards indicate that you are putting out a ton of effort in this relationship. Can you keep up the pace?
Q. i recently found a lump in my breast and am too afarid to go to the docter. Do i have breast cancer?
A. Run, don't walk, to a doctor and have that lump looked at. Don't rely on as astrologer for medical advice. I don't know where you live, but I can refer you to a good doctor in NYC. Otherwise, ask your gynecologist, g.p. or women's health center for a referral. Please go quickly. Most of the time these things are benign, but why take any chance.
Q. Let's see, I'd like to know if music will take me far and beyond the realms of Florida?
A. The tarot cards indicate that you are in a rut (The Hanged Man) and you may feel that expanding your reach now is inadvisable and may involve some property losses. However the Star card indicates that, long term, this could be very promising and you may be given an opportunity to take your music on the road by an unconventional love interest. Hmmmm. Keep in touch and let me know all about her. Best of good luck.
Q. Will I meet the woman who will become my friend and lover this year?
A. I firmly beleive that we can achieve anything that we set our minds to do. I do however see in the cards that there is negative waiting time that you will have to wait out before you meet her. Nothing you can do can push things along faster, in fact, I don't recommend it. Something in the cards about two men? Maybe they play a role in the delay?But don't sit home and say, "well I'm supposed to wait". What this means is that you must use this year to set things in motion, look around, see who you like. Get Out there sister! Good luck!
Q. I've been single and haven't had a date for close to two and a half years (since November 1997, after dating two girls in a row, when I was 14). I'm 17 now, and I'm really getting sick of being single, and I find a new crush every week it seems. Is any sort of romantic relationship in my future?
A. Oh yeah! I see lots of good luck in the next six months for you. But that means you have to move fast, sister! You are allowing yourself to get bogged down in negative thinking (Ace of Swords) when all the time there is this great flow of good luck (Wheel of Fortune) and success (Chariot). She will be very different from you - maybe much older or a different race or religion. Seek and ye shall find. Find her!
Q. will i be able to persue my career in writing or will i have to support it with a job i dont want to do?
A. Well, I can speak from experience that writing alone does not pay the bills. Maybe you can find a well endowed woman (ahem!) to support you. Goodness knows, we all try! I checked the tarot cards on your question - "Can I support myself on writing alone?" - and sadly, the cards indicate "no". At least not now. But I could be wrong -- if you are determined to make a go of it, you owe it to yourself to try.
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(c) 2000 LICHTENSTEIN, All Rights Reserved. For Entertainment Purposes Only. Cruise my website: www.TheStarryEye.comfor prescient horoscopes and insightful articles. Madam is the author of the highly acclaimed "HerScopes; A Guide To Astrology For Lesbians" from Simon & Schuster. This book would have won the Pulitzer had the voting not been rigged. |
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