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Each month, Madam Lichtenstein graciously answers those burning questions you've sent her. Consulting both your astrology chart and/or her Tarot cards, she uses her years of experience, common sense and innate talents to send you along on your journey well-equipped and well-informed. Here are this month's questions!

Q. does my girlfreind love me?

    A. The Tarot says yes - romance fills the air (6 cups) and you are setting foundations for the future (Emperor). But it is a lot of work (Strength card). Are you up to it?

Q. I have been interested in this gal (10/22/74) for more than a year now. She is married and has confessed that at times she is very unsatisfied in this relationship. At one point she confessed to me that she was gay, and was going to leave her husband. Things got pretty heavy between us for a while. Now I seem to be the one left behind as she tries to give her marriage another chance. I've been hurt several times in this complicated process, and I need to know: Is there any future for us(all) together, or should I give up now before I spend any more time pining after this woman?

    A. The big question is if there is a future for YOU in this relationship. The tarot cards say that there is -- the Wheel of Fortune is good luck and is combined with the six of cups - romance. However, it is not without its frustrations, fear of recklessness (6 swords) anxiety and headaches (Ace of swords). Is she so unusual (10 cups) that she demands such efforts?

Q. I'm just tired of being steped on. I want to know if I will find love. Or even a girlfriend.

    A.While it will take longer than the six month time frame I put to the tarot cards, I see thoughts of love (Knight of cups) and new people to meet (9 wands). She is dark haired and tough but very good for you. (Queen of swords). Get out there and look for her!

Q. Just had a really bad break up of a relationship of 2 yrs & she's (24/10/81) already seeing someone else...I'm moving on but not sure whether I should as I see her falling into a bad group of people & feel I need to stick around, despite her treating me really badly. Should I try this hard to be there for her? Is there a possibility of getting back together? Or is there a new relationship coming my way?

    A.I don't see this group of people as being especially bad. The tarot cards seem to say this is a good environment. But, ah, I do see that you are interested in getting back with her. Because of this, I don't really see you moving on - you are in a state of suspension (The Hanged Man card) and while you would like improvements (5 wands) you are not ready to move on. Give yourself a time to heal. You will (The World) and then you can go on.

Q. i like this 15 year old butch name Nanea and she telling me that she might dump her gf that shes with right now, by any chance if she dumps her gf u think she would go out with me? i mean i can't find anyone who likes me..

    A. Although it will take time this could be a very nice relationship (5 swords and 3 cups) so be practical (2 wands) and see what developes here. But Mother Lichtenstein also suggests, regardless of the tarot cards, that you should first like yourself before you seek approval from others. And I can see that there is a great deal to like about you - you have venus and mars in libra making you charming, attractive, creative and seeking harmony and diplomacy. Not bad!

Q.My questions entails a major move from NYC to Philadelphia and a film endeavor. Is the move a good move and will the film be a success? Thanks again!! I have your book. I've read it every time I date a new gal. Enlightening.

    A. The tarot cards say this wil lbe en excellent move for you - profitable change and change where change is needed (7 pentacles). I also see love.... ahem... improvements in business and socially (5 wands) and the need to be diplomatic (8 wands) with a man who is very creative. (connected to the film??) The film will be successful - a business man will make it so - and it will be a stressful but great experience. Let me know when it comes out!

Q. I am someone who needs down-time and I am extremely private. It takes me a while to open up and trust a person. I despair of ever finding a lover for whom this is not an issue. Is she out there or am I destined to be on my own?

    A. I mixed the tarot deck and thought, "Will you meet her within a year?" Well the Sun card popped up so the answer is "YES". So don't sit home and wait for the phone to ring. Go Out there and find her!!!

Q. Are Lisa and I going to last?

    A. Let's ask this question again about six months from now.

Q.my girlfriend May18,1977 also a taurus has been married now divorced 3 years she has a 6 year old child.The ex-husband has made remarks about our faggot relationship around his child. Do you think the relationship will survive?

    A. It amazes me how destructive parents can be. Who is this guy to create such a hostile environment for his child? Well let me tell you - although this relationship will have its stresses for now, surprise! (4 cups), it is and will be going very well (Wheel of Fortune). Don't let this nonsense scuttle your Love Boat.

Q. I've been single three years, i'm getting lonely depressed and really really messed up because of it. Can you see a relationship in the not too distance future for me?

    A. How about within the next six months? The tarot cards say that you will overcoming your difficulties (5 of swords) in love (knight of Cups) but it will take a great deal of effort (Force) because you are in a state of doldrums (The Hanged Man). Get out of your funk, sister - love will be waiting for you!

Q. About 4 months ago I met this *amazing* bi girl (April 27, 1983) who I'm convinced is meant for me. We're in love, but we're not "together" persay...is it ever going to work out for us? I've never deluded myself into thinking it would be forever, but will we ever get to be together just to see how good we are???

    A. Hmm. Is there a guy in the picture? That is what the tarot cards say. But the cards also say that it is what you two truly desire and therefore a possiblity to test the waters will present itself within the year. Be practical and patient!

Q. There must be something wrong with me; I can't get into a real relationship. One night, two night stands are great, but beyond that everything goes down the tubes. I have fantastic long-standing friendships-- what's wrong here?

    A. Nothing wrong here - you are a libra sun sign, moon in aquarius and venus in virgo. Libras are notorious flirts and have wandering eyes (among other parts... ahem.) Add to that your unemoitonal moon in aquarius who is a sucker for new experiences and adventures and you have an ability to love 'em and leave 'em. Why not dip more into your venus in virgo energies? This venus placement (and venus is, after all, the planet of love) is steadfast, loyal and lusty. But the sun usually rules. Let Mighty Aphrodite in on the action every so often. Practice choosing your lovergrrls from the earth signs. Practice makes perfect!!

Q. I dated a woman for 3 months but we ran into some problems. We are both in school, work and live 45 minutes from each other and with our parents. She wants to cool it down for this semester. She also has some big walls around herself. We might end up going to the same school in about a year however. I think she is my first real love (and I am not young) but I want to know: do I wait for her? Is she waiting for me? Basically, is there hope for us and how should I act now? She is a Libra born 10/02/1974.

    A.This relationship has possibilities. It is what you really desire (2 of cups) and has set firm foundations in your world (Emperor). Expect surprising changes where you live in the next three to four months. (4 cups and 7 cups) and take things slowly (The Hermit). Astrologically, you are both smack dab in your Saturn Returns - a three year period of change and frustration. Read more about the Return phase at www.AccessNewAge.com/zscope so you can pace yourself properly.

Q. I need your help badly! I've been with my girlfriend on and off for two years. I had difficulties in the past which caused us to break up a few times. Things seem to be going rather well right now, but I was wondering if it was going to last this time, or if we are both destined to be with other people? Thanks for listening.

    A.Let's think positively - I asked the tarot cards if this relationship has legs. The cards say that it is certainly what you want - there is a great deal of love here (The Empress) but that a decision has to be made (The Lovers) that may involve some loss (8 swords) and risky speculation (8 pentacles). MOney is involved.... (3 of pentacles). Is this on the right track? Is there something more that I need to know about the two of you?

Q.What will happen to my long distance relationship with the woman of my dreams in near future?

    A.The tarot cards say that with a little effort, you two can start a family. However, the distance may be a problem - a problem that you can see and solve. Who will be the one to compromise? It will be the one who is practical and businesslike. Which one is that?


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