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Each month, Madam Lichtenstein graciously answers those burning questions you've sent her. Consulting both your astrology chart and/or her Tarot cards, she uses her years of experience, common sense and innate talents to send you along on your journey well-equipped and well-informed. Here are this month's questions!

Q. My gf of the past four months has been talking about breaking up a lot lately. She can't promise me that we'll be together tomorrow, let alone a year from now. I'm really concerned that her joking around about a possible break up is not joking around at all. Please help me, tell me if you see a break up in our future.

    A. I asked the tarot cards if you two would be together 6 months from now (I hate to ask negative questions...) The cards say that you will have new beginnings with someone else (The Moon and Death - a good card by the way). SHe will be creative and beautiful (Queen of Cups). Can't argue with that!

Q. My G/F was born 10/02/60 at 3:53PM. We've been together for just over a year and are blissfully and disgustingly *G* happy. We have both started new careers in medical office administration. We have plans to build/buy a house in the future. So, our question is: What does our future hold for us as a couple, for our new careers, and will we get our house? Anxiously awaiting your reply, R & J

    A. A nice change to get a question about happy couples! I asked the cards about your general future for the next two years and the Sun card popped up so I see you getting your big wish. However, it may come at a price (maybe you will spend more than you think on that house or something like that). I see legal issues where you will have to be one your toes (signing to close on a house? Career contract?) And you're interested in the Big Experience. This too shall come to pass. Hmmm.

Q. Theres this cute lesbian at this clothing store I go to, she seems really friendly and I was thinking about asking her out. I don't know her really but a close friend of mine went to school with her for a semester. I'm kind of shy and not much of an approacher, but if you could advise me on if I should go for her it would be a big help. Thanks :-)

    A.A path to true love? Let's have a look at the cards --- The 10 of pentacles sees success in the long term. There is some small level problems that will delay thing (7 swords) but these are minor things. Don't be dissuaded! She is an unconventional love interest (10 of cups) who will keep you on your toes! (Page of swords).

    Plan your course of action and go go go.

    And in a shameless plug for my book - if you ever find out her sun sign, please check my book "HerScopes; A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians" for partnership compatibility, love natures and general personality stuff.

Q. How compatible am i in a relationship with a female Libra?

    A.you have your moon in libra which means that you express your emotions like a Libra - thus a connection with your Libra sun sign woman. You are a Virgo sun with venus in virgo. Your Venus sign tells us how you express yourself in love, which in this case is like a virgo. If I had your girlfriends birth information, I could see her sun, moon and venus signs and let you know of her compatibility with you.

Q. I have a problem with procrastination and an unsettling fear of responsibility - there are things I wish to accomplish, but I keep running into obstacles that for whatever reason I keep putting there myself. Does it look like I will get over this soon? I have a family to support and a future to build - so much rests on my ability to get things done. Also, I have been wondering about my spiritual connection lately - my self esteem prevents me from believing in certain things, and feeling effective as a healer - I think it all might tie in with the aforementioned problems. What do you think?

    A. Big questions. You are a sun sign scorpio so you have greater reserve than you give yourself credit. With mercury in scorpio you also have great powers of concentration. SO where do your thoughts confound your actions so that you procrastinate? It could be your mars (planet of action) in leo. Leos love to lounge in the sun and sometimes wait for others to give the okay and the cheers to go forward. Don't fall into that trap! You also have Saturn (the planet of problems and where we feel less confident) in leo. Same stuff.

    And yet ..... Pluto the planet of volcanic change is making an excellent aspect to your leo planets indicating that with a bit of oomph you can catapult into the next league. So I would say, recognize your habit of procrastination and vow to overcome that - NOW.

    The power of astrology is that we can learn where we have to give an extra effort or where we face the obstacles. Use the strength of your scorpio energy and remember the pitfalls of your leo planets.

Q.Dear Madam in the last 2 years i have had so much trouble with my legs, that i can hardly walk,a lot of awful pain, can you tell me please will they ever get any better?

    A. Oh medical questions. I don't feel comfortable answering them because I am not a medical astrologer. But I asked the cards if you would be feeling better within 6 months and they say - yes if you seek advice. Presumably medical advice! I see stress and arguments with others. Maybe some property loss (relating to stress) and a lump sum of money. But the shining Sun card popped out so relief, if you follow the advice of this man (King of pentacles) appears to be in the cards, as it were.

Q. I am having difficulty forgetting about this girl whom i dated for six months. Spent the most amazing times together and we definitely brought out the greatest qualities in one another. We even confessed to each other that we loved each other. But we knew that we both had to go back to school and we lived in different cities and we knew it would be next to impossible to see each other often. So we split up amicably. But still, I couldn't deal with this so i stopped talking to her and tried to forget about her. But I can't. She says she's dating someone new. What should I do?

    A. I guess your question is - Is there still a possibility for the two of us? The tarot cards say yes, but not right now. There is long term potential (10 of pentacles) but now is not the time (8 of pentacles). There is romance between the two of you (8 of cups) so why not keep in touch, amiably, and stay friends until the time when you two can live closer to each other and rekindle the flames? I see the spark is still there....

Q. This isn't a question. Three weeks ago I received an e-mail saying my question had been answered but my question/answer was not posted with the new months questions. Can I at least have the answer to my question sent to my e-mail before I forget what I asked? Thanks, Pat I am going to encounter my love interest again soon and would really like some insight.

    A. The cards say that your encounter may be full of surprises (4 of cups) and a little stressful (Ace of Swords) but it can be a enlightening and expansive experience - full of potential if you keep your feet on the ground! I hope that helps and sorry for the delay.

Q.i'm almost 20 and i have never had a relationship last even a month. every time i get to be friends with someone, i'm not really attracted to them anymore. i'm in college and i meet a lot of people, but i haven't had a g/f in nearly 2 years. people of both sexes are attracted to me, even a couple of my "straight" friends, but i'm not attracted to them. my question is, will i or have i already met a gurl that i really like that likes me back? or will i be alone forever? and if i do date someone, will i get bored with them and want to be just friends?

    A. Will you meet a grrl within a year who will knock your socks off? Well she is there (Queen of Cups). Beautiful, creative and kind. But you are in suspension (Hanged Man). Long term (more than a year) you will definitely find her - go deep within yyourselfand listen to your inner voice to guide you to her. She is evidently waiting. You will just take your time finding her.

Q. Will we stay together?

    A. The cards say yes!

Q. The last two relationships I've been in have been very detrimental to me, and both were devoid of any kind of affection, let alone sex. My question is, will I ever find the girl for me, or should I stop looking? > (One girl was born sometime in May of 1984, the one I just ended it with was born November 23, 1981.)

    A. The tarot cards say that love is possible within the next year. A letter of love (Ace of cups) is coming and as you go about your busy life (8 of cups) you will find platonic appreciation (4 of swords). Be on your toes (Page of swords) and you will learn a thing or two (7 of wands). Okay?


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