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Q. -Will my moving to hawaii bring staci and i closer together?

    A. - So you have sun and mars in Gemini, mercury and venus in cancer. An interesting combination of personal planets!

    You are very friendly, smart and chatty but you are also deeply sensitive and love with all your heart. You love to mother your lovergrrls. But looks are deceiving,babe - you appear to be devil may care and more platonic, but when a woman captures your heart you can display jealousy and possessiveness that may give your partner a surprise!

    You fight with words (gemini in mars) as a result of perhaps emotional thinking (mercury in cancer). Does this sound right?


Q. - Are the problems i am having with my health serious? or are they related to my current illness?
    A. - Gosh I hate to answer health questions - I'm not a medical astrologer. Of course, no matter what I see, I strongly recommend that you consult a doctor.

    That being said, from a very cursory look at your planets (to look carefully at your entire chart I need birthtime and place too to get hosue placements) you have sun and mercury in virgo and mars in cancer. Virgo can be a bit of a hypochondriac so mentally (mercury) you could be a bit more obsessed than most about health issues. Pisces can be construed as a weak sign health wise because it dissipates energy (mars).


Q. - I have taken a long break from relationships, which is something new. now that I know myself, I see how screwed up I am when it comes to lovers. I really enjoy being on my own and miss some of the things lovers have but not desperately enough to" look". What do you think is in the future for me?
    A. - Of course you have a wonderful future. That is, if you are willing to look a liitle, expend a little energy. you have sun and mercury in virgo, moon and venus in libra and mars in capricorn.

    You are a charmer - your moon (emotions) and venus (ways you express love) is in diplomatic and charismatic LibrA. -But you are more friendly than passionate. Your Sun (personality) and mercury (how you think and communicate) are in precise virgo and you amy be a stickler for perfection. Mars in stern capricorn may also have you questioning your actions - should you make the move? - and with Capricorn the answer may be "no, because I won't succedd". Don't fall for that pessimistic Capricorn energy sister!!

    So, in answer to your question, take a chance! Take two chances!! Don't expect to find a perfect woman - no one is absolutely perfect. Forgive and be a little passionate every so often. Let me know how it goes!


Q. - I'm getting ready to move in a couple of weeks or so. Will things work out for me this time?
    A. - Well let's put the astrology aside. My intuition (and the tarot cards...) tells me YES!

Q. - Should I pursue a career in Software and application development or stay in network and systems engineering?
    A. - I consulted the tarot cards on this one and they seem to say that software and application development is your preference. Although engineering isn't bad either, your heart is in development.

Q. - Whats in it for me in 2 yrs?
    A. - Let's see... you have sun (your personality) and venus (how you love) in Taurus, mercury (how you think and communicate) in aries and mars (your energy) in scorpio.

    Over the next couple of years, Pluto will be travelling through Sagittarius. Pluto is the planet of volcanic changes and it will be making an excellent aspect to your natal mercury. The biggest impact you will have over the next couple of years will be how you think and how you communicate. This is the time to learn, take classes, expand your based of knowledge - Pluto will open you up to new intellectual opportunities.

    Saturn is currently in Taurus. Your mars, sun and venus are all impacted by this. Saturn teaches us our lessons - it is the planet of stress and difficulties but also one that can bring us great success because we learn from our trials and errors. The next two years will be a time of change, some struggles but even more - wonderful growth and learning! You will be magnificent!!


Q. - Is it Amy or Terry in my future?
    A. - Okay, first I want to say that you and Amy are both going through your Saturn Returns, a three year period from about ages 27-30 that is a time of trials and ongoing change and stress. Decisions that we make during our Saturn Returns don't tend to last because we really do not know what we want during this time except that we want change! change! change! Things tend to naturally fall into place after our 30th birthday so I don't even advise making a decision now.

    That being said, it is very nice to have a choice of two lovely ladies, so congratulations! Let's look at all your venus' (how we express love) and your moons (how we express emotion).

    venus: you Scorpio, Amy Virgo, Terry scorpio

    moon:you either libra or virgo, Amy libra, Terry aries

    You love passionately - you are very sensual and intense. So is Terry. Amy may be a bit more restrained but that turns you on equally well! Once you unleash her, she is every match for you.

    I would have to really run your chart to be absolutely sure about whether you have moon in libra or virgo. A libra moon makes you more platonic, breezy and flirtatious emotionally, which actually works well with both women. A virgo moon makes you very compatible with Amy's venus as well as with Terry's. Wow quite a toss-up!

    It's not a cop out to say that both seem well matched for you and the planets will ultimately make the decision for you when you turn 30. Enjoy in the meantime!!


Q. - Will I get my lover back?
    A. - I consulted the tarot cards on your question. The cards seem to indicate no, but that's because there is someone else coming into your life.

    Now, you have to go out and look for her - don't sit home and expect her to just ring the doorbell. Seek and ye shall find, sister and you'll soon forget about what's her name.

    Please let me know how it goes.

    Oh, and...you are going into your Saturn Return which is a three year period of changes. You may find that the woman who catches your eye now, is not the type of woman you are attracted to at age 30. This is a time of growth experiences coming up - don't expect to forge any permanent relationship now - just live, experience and go with the flow.


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