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Each month, Madam Lichtenstein graciously answers those burning questions you've sent her. Consulting both your astrology chart and/or her Tarot cards, she uses her years of experience, common sense and innate talents to send you along on your journey well-equipped and well-informed. Here are this month's questions!

Q. I've been having problems with my Aunt and her family disagreeing with the friends that I hang out with because they're gay. But she doesn't know that I'm bisexual. Many times she's come close to finding out. She's really doin alot to make me hurt...I've been crying alot because she watches everything I do. I can't go out anymore...it's so upseting and frustrating. Can U tell me what lies ahead in the next few weeks?

    A. I pulled 5 cards from the tarot deck and it says that you will have a bit of work to do in the next few weeks (2 of pentacles) to have the kind of life you want and deserve. The Force card also came up - it will be a great deal of work, but you are up to it. I see a reunion (The Heirophant) which will make you feel happy and carefree (Page of Cups). Keep your eye out!

Q. Am I going to stay with my current girl (1/20/67) or will I find another/others? will I ever find a wholly satisfying job/jobs (I'm a Gemini after all, can't just do ONE person or thing....). Is my period of Saturn return ending soon? I'm tired of feeling crazy! your guidance is much needed Madam, please provide me with your counsel!

    A. Questions questions! Just like a typical Gemini! You are just a Gemini sun - zero degrees- which means that you have quite a bit of mothering smothering cancer in your chart -- like your venus - the planet of love and your mars - energy. So read up on cancer, girlfriend. You will be surprised how staid and loyal you can be in love. That being said, you are still in your saturn return and will still be so through age 30. Women are their moon signs until 30, after that , they become their sun signs. (Read all about it in my book "HerScopes; A Guide to Astrology for Lesbians") Your moon is in loyal and sensible Virgo so hold your horses.

Q. I want to know if you think love finds you or if it stairs you in the face? How do I go about getting it, and one that will last?

    A. I think we are getting quite philosophical. I believe that love comes in on little cat feet. Or is that fog? I believe that love takes on many forms and we have to be ready to accept that form when it knocks on the door. And I also think that we change our perceptions and expectations of love as we age. The most important thing is to not be afraid of expressing and accepting love. Hope that explains it.

Q. I'm worried I will not find a companion. Do you see positive outcomes in the cards for my future?

    A. I asked the tarot cards if you will meet someone within six months and the cards say yes - the 2 of cups - a happy partnership and the ten of pentacles - profitability in the long term. But I also see mental anguish (Knight of swords) so you have to overcome your doubts and get out there and look for her. Oh yes, the Heirophant cards says that you already know her. It will be a reunion. Hmmmm.

Q. how will things go for heather and me this month?

    A. The four tarot cards I pulled from the deck show love (Ave of cups) long term success (10 of pentacles) and a reunion (The Pope). Also an unusual love interest (10 of cups). Thinking of a trio??

Q. Madam L...I am trying to figure out who I am..and I was hoping you could help...I am a 17 year old bi female....I am also single....Will I find a partner in life? I have no prospects but my trust issue is real bad...because of some things from earlier in my life....I hope you can help...

    A. You are a Scorpio sun sign - Scorpios are not particularly trusting but once they allow themselves to open their hearts, they love in an intense and passionate way. You have venus, the planet of love, in charismatic Libra which leads me to believe that you will not only find a life partner, but you will spend a gret deal of time looking for balance that only a trusting and dedicated partnership can bring.

Q. What does Lambda mean? I have heard this name several times...

    A. Lamb·da Pronunciation: 'lam-duh Function: noun 1 : the 11th letter of the Greek alphabet -- see ALPHABET table 2 : an uncharged unstable elementary particle that has a mass 2183 times that of an electron and that decays typically into a nucleon and a pion. The lambda symbol has been adopted by many Lesbian groups. Perhaps there is some mythological connection. Can anyone out there do better than the above definition?

Q. I DATED THIS GIRL FOR A LITTLE OVER A YEAR HER B-DAY IS 5-14-82, SHE CHEATED ON ME AND WANTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER. I LOVER HER SO MUCH THAT I WANNA KNOW, IS IT WORTH GIVING HER ANOTHER CHANCE?

    A. Is it worth giving this cheating girl another chance? The tarot cards say yes, goodness knows why. It is what you want (2 cups), your are both romantically in love (5 cups) and it si a new beginning (The Death card and 7 of Pentacles).Go figure.

Q. I'm really, and I stress really, into this girl and she's pretty interested in me. We're both bi and whenever she's crushing on a new guy she's not at attentive to me, but as soon as I'm near she's all over me instead. Will she ever decide to be with me?

    A. You have not sent me her birthinformation so I do not know if she has venus in fickle gemini or in steadfast taurus. No matter: The cards suggest that this lady is not worth the trouble. I see headaches (Ace of Swords) and too much time energy and effort wasted (9 pentacles). There is someone else out there for you. I see her in the cards....

Q. i was just curious. my girlfriend and i have been together for a year this month, and we live together now. is our relationship going okay, and how could i ease the tension between her jealousy?

    A. If you send me her birth information, I could see what is going on in her chart - does she have lots of jealous scorpio in her chart? or too trusting sagittarius? The cards suggest that she is a little immature (Page of cups) and may need an inordinate amount of attention and patience, but she is an unconventional love interest for you. Viva la difference!

Q. In my love life, I go through horrible moods swings, from agonizing celebacy to horny as hell. I'm typical crab, I keep to myself, but at times I feel if I don't get a girl right now I'll die! That usually scares them off. My question is how can anticipate these feelings? What should I be learning from them?

    A. As a Cancer sun sign and scorpio moon, you may be heavily affected by the phases of the moon. Try this experiment - check out the phases of the moon and see if they coincide with your sexual peaks and vallies. Who knows, this celestial light could be your own personal sexometer.

Q. Will I truly be lonely for the rest of my life?

    A. Oh gosh no! The cards say that you have to close one door in your past in order to open up a new door of opportunity somewhere else. There is also a legal issue to be dealt with as well as a change of attitude. Once this is mastered, there will be no stopping all those lovergrrls from beating your door down!

Q. i'm in love with a scorpio woman who lives in boston (a long way from me) I want to know if she will ever come visit me or if i'm just chasing a dream.

    A. Will she come to visit you? yes Are you chasing a dream? probably, but what a way to go!

Q. I have begun having feelings for a fellow Virgo woman-but she seems to keep trying to hide from anything that is bi or lesbian. Or at least she tries. She gives the obvious signs that there is some chemistry and all-but what she says makes her...contradict. Should I stick with her, and see if her intentions are for real, or forget her-she'd never admit to being bi or a lesbian?

    A. The tarot cards seem to say that you do have a chance at a relationship with this woman. It will take a great deal of effort but you can overcome any impass here. In fact, it may be a great wish of yours to see this relationship happen. Let me know!!!

Q. I'm not sure of how to approach other females without offending them if they're not like me how do i know?

    A. Ah the age old question! How about joining a club or social group of like-minded women? The tarot cards say that putting out some very directioned effort will produce results. Join in the fun!

Q. ive just found Im in love with a young picean, 18.3.83, but im going overseas in a month. she says she loves me, and weve touched softly. will i get a chance to show her how much i lust her completely?

    A. The tarot cards say absolutely yes... after a few false starts. Success is in the cards with The Chariot card, but approach her as gently as before; the two of wands card says "Think logically".

Q. I've met a woman born 5-13-54 at 5:32 a.m. and am in love with her. She lives across country, but we see each other occasionally. we email and flirt, but i want more!! Is there a future in this or should i throw in the towel. I've been at this a year and a half!! I'm losing patience. What should I do? Thanks in advance madame L.

    A. Alas, the cards say that it will take more than 6 months before you see anything here. The Temperance cards says that there will be a delay of six months to two years on this question. Can you wait? Will it be worth the wait? At this point, I don't see anything in the cards that indicates great payoff. SOrry.

Q. My best friend and I have known each other for about 5 years now. Her birthday is August 28th 1985 and shes straight. Lately I have been noticing a big change in her since I came out to her about me. (I'm bisexual) . I just wanted to know if you thought that she may be bi too? I have asked her many times but she would never admit to it. I have felt a lot of sexual tension between us too.. like during cuddle sessions...(which we did anyways) and messages. Many different things started happening. Such as her wanting to be more touchy feely all the time and also a lot of kissing.. (little pecks). I just want to know if it's just my mind playing tricks or if it's even the least bit true. Thanks.

    A. Seem to me and the cards that there is more to this girl than meets the eye. I see the 3 of Cups which is a happy partnership and the 10 of cups - an unconventional love interest. I see some stress but also two female cards in this love relationship reading - a mothering type and a tough, no nonsense lady. So which one is you?

Q. 6 months ago I ended a 7 year relationship which was basically sexless for the last 2 years. I need to take the edge off these horns, but I don't think I'm ready for another long term situation just yet. Any hope or ideas for me, PLEASE?

    A. Is there a relationship for you within the next six months that is more than just silicon? I see a fear of recklessness (6 of swords) by a women who has been burned in the past. However a business opportunity brings more than expected. Hoo hoo.

Q. The past year of my life has been hell. I got involved with drugs, then with this amazing girl (who had a girlfriend!) and went too far and ending up overdosing. My parents proceeded to go through my things and found out I was gay before I was ready to tell them. Now they're threatening to throw me out and disown me, and on top of it, every girl I meet blows me off before I'm even given a chance. Please tell me if my parents will ever accept me for who I am, and if I'll meet that right girl soon! Every day is harder than the last, and I am falling deeper into this dark hole...

    A. After a few trials and tribulations, you will persevere. I see the Wheel of Fortune turning good luck you way within the next 6 months and The Star card showing promising conclusions to your endeavors. But you have to think practically (Knight of wands) and have some heart to hearts with your parents. PS. Lose the drugs! (7 of wands)

Q. I am in a close professional relationship with a woman (birthday 12/16 or 17?) who is quite a bit older than I am. I really want to romance this woman and take our relationship to a more personal level, but I am uncertain. What do the cards say?

    A. The tarot cards say give it some time. Spread your wings and taste the world. Then return to the lady in question with more life experiences under your belt.

Q. I've been with my Sagitarius gf for over 3 years now. At first I loved her to death, but we've been through a lot and now I just don't feel the intense attraction I felt for her before. I still love her, but I don't know if I'm in love with her. I've tried to tell her this several times, but I don't want to hurt her feelings by telling her. I once suggested that we take a break from our relationship, come back together and try to regain the spark we both know we've lost, but she was totally opposed. This is this first long term lesbian relationship I've ever been in, and I often find myself wanting to date other women (I've never acted on it though). Is our relationship doomed? What should I do?

    A. The tarot cards say that there is a future to this relationship but it will take a lot of work - are you up to it? I see love notes (Ace of hearts) and positive change (7 pentacles) and loads of discussion about it. Perhaps deep down you want to give it one last chance?

Q. Since October 1998, I have had loss after loss. First the death of a kindred spirit,then the loss of my home and possessions in a house fire, then the death of my father... My partner (11/28/59) is recently unemployed and our 7-year relationship is threatened by poor health and STRESS... We're involved in legal hassles with an ex and former employer... Debt threatens to take our new home... Will there EVER be time for us to relax and enjoy ourselves again? How long will the nasty surprises keep cutting us off at the knees?

    A. You have Pluto (the planet of volcanic changes) in Virgo which is being squared by transiting Pluto in Sag. I do see things getting better towards the end of the year. This is the time to tie up all loose ends and try to but a finish on the most stressful projects. Pluto is the mine sweeper of the zodiac. It detonates and changes the landscape. On the bright side, you may uncover new opportunities and new life directions when it is all over. Breathe in and out until Pulto fully moves on.


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