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Each month, Madam Lichtenstein graciously answers those burning questions you've sent her. Consulting both your astrology chart and/or her Tarot cards, she uses her years of experience, common sense and innate talents to send you along on your journey well-equipped and well-informed. Here are this month's questions!

Q. got a crush on my professor...Do I have a chance? If so, what should I do?

    A. Sagittarians can be very naive. Don't fall for that sexual power play that professors love to exude. Think about how life would be, should you get together. How much do you like detention? Hmmm then again....

Q. will true love and a good honest working relationship ever come to me or do i have to hunt it down and kill it myself?

    A.I'm from the school of "seek and ye shall find". With your sun in gemini and venus in taurus, you may want to get up and go go go (gemini) but in love you are happy to sit at home and phone it in (Taurus). Don't fall into that Taurean lethargy - push yourself to look and don't settle for just anyone.I know you can do it!

Q. I'm with a scorpio girl who is very jealous , what i'm suppose to do?

    A. It may be hard for such a free spirit as yourself to be the center of a jealous rage. You have sun in gemini (an overall free spirit), moon (how you express your emotions) in independent sagittarius and your venus (how you express love) in fickle gemini. Tough to control for a jealous lovergrrl. What is your partner's birthdate? Let's look for a silver lining here.

Q. madame i'm going crazy thinking whether my ex girlfriend will ever come back... I can't move on because i'm still thinking there is hope. Please help me see the truth!! thanks a million... truly yours, M.

    A. May I suggest a theory? Maybe you are turning yourself into knots when you should be giving yourself a break. You are finishing up you Saturn Return this year (read more about it on www.AccessNewAge.com/zscope ) which is a time of great stress and frustration. Once you turn 30, things will begin to fall into place. In the meantime, try to relax.

Q. Will I meet "the" girl any time soon? If yes, how will things work out? Thanks!

    A. The tarot cards say that an unusual love interest is on the way within the year (ten of cups) and she will tech you a thing or two! (7 of wands). But there will be negative waiting time (9 of swords) so try to be very patient.

Q. I am in love with a woman who has been in a relationship with a man for the last 1yr or so. She tells me that she is in love with me, but is so scared and confused that she doesn't know what to do. We have known each other for a few years, but only recently realized the feelings we have towards each other. It is a very complex situation. What should I do? Her birthdate is 5/4/74

    A.Interesting indeed. Astrologically you have just emerged from a huge transition time - the Saturn Return - which occurs every 27-30 years or so. (Read more about it on www.AccessNewAge.com) It is stressful and challenging but it prepares you for great things. I suspect your love life will fall into place now as the transit dissipates. However, it seems that your girlfriend to be is just about to enter HER saturn return. She may make the big move now. Keep in touch and let me know what happens.

Q. Should I move back to Texas to be with my kind of girlfriend. I'm in Love with her and she had issues she had to deal with but she has delt with them and is begging me to hurry and move back. Should I?

    A. The tarot cards say there is romance in the air! But you are afraid of risk and it will require great effort to make this grand romance connect at this time. Be patient - The Temperance card indicates there is an advantage for you if you delay your decision for at least 6 months.

Q. It's Feb 18th, I've been single for the first time in 3 years,I am a junior at a university with a meager dyke population. Will things with either of my exes work out again, or it their gonna be a new girlie anytime soon? Should I even attempt rekindling things with either of my exes; there's still lots of love there, as well as their 2 new girlfriends... any answers? Luv Lala

    A. Dear Lala, Thanks for your patience. The tarot cards say there is a new love (six of cups) but not in your immediate vicinity (The WOrld card). She is a distance but she is there. It will take a bit of effort to get to her but anything is possible to a willing heart. Good luck.

Q. Okay... I found the woman of my dreams and I want to be with her. We've got plans for me to move down to WV a little bit before she starts University. I'm a Canadian citizen though, and I'm wondering how things are going to go as far as finding a job/immigrating to the US is going to go? Thanks!

    A. I wish I could say it would be easy but the tarot cards do indicate problems - The Devil card- But they are problems you can see rather than hidden ones that bite you on the butt when you least expect it. You will persevere - the 7 of pentacles card indicates that there will be great improvement and change where change is needed in the intermediate term (not the short term). I also see a lump sum of money (Ace of pentacles) so that can't hurt! Follow your heart, sister.


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