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Each month, Madam Lichtenstein graciously answers those burning questions you've sent her. Consulting both your astrology chart and/or her Tarot cards, she uses her years of experience, common sense and innate talents to send you along on your journey well-equipped and well-informed. Here are this month's questions!

Q. My best friend carmen has hurt me and I want to know if she ever relize who her true friend is?

    A. Will Carmen ever know? Oh yes, my dear, she will. The tarot says that she will experience a rebirth (The Death card - a good card) and will learn a few things (7 of wands) because of a dramtic transformation (Lightening Tower). So there!

Q. Okay my ex g/f and I broke up in Aug. because she wanted to date other people and I didn't want to because I only wanted to be with her. And now she just asked me backout last week and I said yes to going backout with her again. So I would please like to know if going backout with my ex. g/f was a mistake or not. Her birthday is 06/25/84. Thank you for all your help.

    A. Interestingly enough, I asked the tarot cards if you would be happy getting back together with her and the cards say "yes". The Wheel of Fortune popped up which is good luck. But it may be more effort than you will eventually want to give (9 of pentacles). Let's just say that you are in the driver's seat, girlfriend. Where do YOU want to go??

Q. i've got two questions acutally. first, after having had terrible luck in the world of lesbian love for the past 6 months, i've finally met a wonderful woman (born 9/11/81) but having been rather brutally rejected by my last love, i am hesitant to fall too hard for the new woman. what do you see for my new relationship? also, a question about my ex-fiance. she is an Aquarius (2/4/81) and although we are no longer together, we are trying to maintain some kind of close friendship. she tells me she still loves me and cares deeply for me, but has a tendency to lie to make others happy and thus i question if she's telling me the truth, or just doesn't want to hurt me by admitting the love is gone. can you give any insight? thankyou.

    A. Give the new gal a chance. She is a rebirth for you. I get a sense that she is actively pursuing you. That is nice. Forget about the ex. The tarot spoke.

Q. Is this a good year for the reproduction of my seed ...?

    A. An interesting question......You have just finished your Saturn Return, a three year period of stress, change and frustration. (Read more about it at www.AccessNewAge.com) The end of the reutrn marks an excellent time for any new project and new ventures. You know what you want and can no go out there and achieve it. Go out and celebrate!

Q. Will my lover of 18 years, want to be with me again?

    A. Well the cards say yes. I see positive change (7 of pentacles) with a decision about love (The Lovers). She is beautiful, creative and artistic (Queen of Cups) and is positively inclined towards you (The Empress). So give it time.

Q. I have a major crush on this girl at school, I think she has a girlfriend, but in case she dosen't I want to know if I have any chance at all.

    A.Well it won't be easy (7 of swords) but I do see some opportunity to get to know this girl better. I see romance (6 of cups) but you will have to find a way to meet through a mutual friend (The Pope card). Let me know how it goes!

Q. Are Dan (8/31/78) and I really soulmates or am I just clinging to her? Which do I go for - Head or Heart or try and compromise?? I'm driving myself crazy...

    A. The cards say that there is great potential in the long term (10 of pentacles) but currently you may make the decision (The Lovers card) to separate (3 of swords) but it will not be permanent. You need your space or she her space (The Fool card) but there is romance there (5 cups).

Q. Help! I am about to graduate from collage and relocate to a big city in August in order to start a new life and be around more diversity. Do you see this working out for me especially my desires to continue in my education? Do you see me fitting in and finding a community for myself? Thanks in advance

    A. The tarot cards say that while some of your efforts (The Magician) will not pan out (8 of pentacles), overall you will experience dramatic (The Tower) changes that will prove very lucky! (Wheel of Fortune). You can make a bit of money (Ace of pentacles) and learn quite a bit about yourself (The Priestess). All in all, pretty good!

Q. i'm a freshwoman in college and before i got into the college life i was dead sure i would be majoring in psychology...i had my life and job already pretty much planned out (i like to think ahead i guess) but over winter break i realized what i really want to do with my life is be an artist (i've been into art since i was little but still am not sure i have any real talent). the question i pose to you is this: do i have a chance of sucsess in art or should i stick with psychology and play it safe?

    A. You have sun in Capricorn, mercury (planet of thoughts) in cap, mars (actions) in libra - the planet of beauty and art and probably Scorpio rising. Pisces is on your house of creativity which is exceptionally creative and leo on your midheaven - your public face. Leos are dramatic, artistic and creative. I say follow your heart. Give arts a try. Your Capricorn common sense will let you know when it is time to get practical.

Q. Will I find whom I've been looking for this year(2001)?

    A. Well I was going to be glib and ask if you knew who you are looking for, but according to the tarot, you do indeed know! And 2001, with the 2 of Cups popping up, says "yes" you will get who you want but it will cause a surprise (4 of cups) separation (3 of swords).How's that??

Q. My girlfriend is a Leo 8/18/76. As you can tell so am I 8/11/77. We both clash very strongly yet at the same time we have states of perfect symmetry that last for long periods of time. My question to you is what do you see for our future?

    A.According to the tarot, you have your problems, but they are obvious and can therefore be solved. And solved they will be. I see a great future for the two of you. But oy! two Leos! Will you find an apartment big enough for both of your egos? :-)

Q. okay this is my question-i met this woman (taurus) who is as close to the "ideal" woman for as i have ever been. i've fallen in love with her but she's in the midst of a "new-ish" long distance relationship. will we ever be more than friends or should i just move on? thanks

    A.The cards say tht it is verrrrry promising (The Star) but it will take some time (The Hanged Man) because of this long distance situation (The World). Be patient my girl; Taureans are stubborn, stubborn, stubborn but they eventually come around. Ply her with treats every so often... hint hint.


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